There are better ways of spanking your monkey.
User Rating: 4.4 | Black & White PC
I bought this game when it first came out, about six years ago. From time to time I re-install it and tinker around with it for a while before I remember why I never really enjoyed this game... because it's not really a game - it's an exercise in developing a simple AI through react and response stimuli - and that stimuli is your hand upside its head... oh, and you can feed your animal it's own feces, too. Besides administering corporal punishment to a recalcitrant imaginary animal you can complete busywork quests that never feel as if you are accomplishing much. If this is what being a god is supposed to be like no wonder ours is so ticked off all the time... that is if you believe in some all powerful deity in the first place, which you may or may not after wasting a chunk of your existence on this garbage.
