Retarded. Completely, retarded.

User Rating: 5.9 | Hitler no Fukkatsu: Top Secret NES
How bionic are you if you can't shoot up? Or down? Or any way but left or right for that matter. What about jumping? What happened to that? I beat it just yesterday, to remind me how bad it was. I wanted to do some research on the topic. The enemies can walk through walls. Fat guys can grapple and run fast. Bionic Commando is just a little too bionic for my tastes.
What are you even fighting against? Why did the government send the Bionic Commando to do it? Why is it only twenty-five minutes long?
Bionic Commando should be the Bionic PFC.