OMB (oh mu buda)

User Rating: 10 | Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing PC
It's not a game. It's a test to see how much brain damage u can take in one blow. We may not understand it yet, but this game provides the secret to the elixir of life. In a few thousand years, we'll figure it out using dolphins connected to super computers. I think that this game was made by Homer the great philosopher. Einstein created the time machine and went back in time and gave it to him, and he went into the future to give the idea to create this game. I know why the developers went into hiding for years. It's because they had just realized the secrets of the universe and cracked under the pressure. We don't deserve this game. But the unicorns will come to us in 10 000 years and explain to us what it's meant for. But only the chosen one will understand. That's right: Stephen Hawking. Then they will take him to the third dimension where he will triumph in a new species: a Llama/Aardvark hybrid. Then they will form together to create the Jedi, and will conquer the earth with their mutant shrews. They will breed intensely fast and their babies will become hamburgers and everyone will get fat and they will all explode from fatness and make a chain reaction that will destroy all space and time. then Santa Claus will sacrifice Rudolph to create the universe again. I've seen it with my own eyes. That concludes my review for Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.