Difficulty:

Hard

Time Spent:

10 Hours or Less

The Bottom Line:

"Broken"

The good: Good graphics
The bad: Broken controls and actrocious camera, repetetive music, AI is abysmal.

Gameplay: 1/10
Graphics: 8/10
Sound: 1/10
Value: 1/10
Tilt: 2/10
Average Score: 2.9/10

Catholicism and the Nes, two great things combine into Bible Adventures. Is the game great? Of course not. It's ideas are knee scraps and its control is on thin ice. Can this get any more irritiating?

There are 3 games in Bible Adventures; Noah's Ark, Baby Moses, and David and Goliath. Noah's Ark and David and Goliath are pretty much the same game, in both you have to pick up animals and send them to goals. Unfortunately, the controls and camera are so poor that you end up slipping through the levels with a boatload of game overs. It's that bad.

Baby Moses is an obvious rip-off of Super Mario Bros. 2, a classic remake of Doki Doki Panic. You carry up stuff, try and get Baby Moses to the goal, and you can evn throw him in the river. What kind of picture is that? Oh well, it's the developers loss.

On the other hand, the graphics are well detailed and creative. It seems Wisdom Tree actually worked on the graphics more than the gameplay. The annoying sound that plays in every game is an example of the idiots.

Overall, if you like broken Nes, games, you'll like Bible Adventures. But stay away from this crap, because its the suckiest religious game ever. I'm a Catholic, but I must say, Bible Adventures is as good as it is bad.