My 35th review after Metroid Prime 2: Echoes.
UGH!!!! I really, really can't stand this game at all. I'd rather let a cockroach crawl inside my nostrils, it's annoying, babyish, childish and horrible and I hate it. I seen the video game reviews of this game at YouTube and it sure has got to be the worst Sega game, the worst Sega Genesis game and absolutely, one of the worst games ever played. Barney's the worst character in history and his show proves it. Same goes for his game on the Genesis. And yes, I used to like him and watching his show when I was a baby and when I was younger, but not anymore. I'm grown up and I don't even watch his show that much anymore and it really is a good thing. All the songs and musics are gay, annoying and horrible, and so is Barney. This is much worse than Sonic 2006. This game is absolutely gonna get an F--!!! Here the goddamn results:
Voice-acting 1/10: The voice is annoying, horrible and robotic. I'd rather get my ears irritated by hearing a horrible screeching sound other than hearing the voices and music. And yes, Barney just doesn't SHUT THE *beep* UP!!!!!!!!!! He blabs about everything he sees.
Game-play 2/10: Not fun at all!!!! You play as the worst character in history and you have to look for his gay friends and toys, and when he finds them, he hugs them and tells them that he loves them, which is GROSS!!!!!! This game doesn't have neither a life meter nor a health meter like most other games do. And you can't even fail your mission. That's the most baddest thing about this game. Also, it's short and it has four levels, and of course, YOU DON'T NEED TO FIND THE CHILDREN IN ORDER TO BEAT THE GAME!!!!!
Graphics 1/10: The graphics are babyish, even some other games like Super Mario Bros. and Sonic The Hedgehog have better graphics than this game does.
Controls 3/10: Blowing kisses?!?! Ewwww, that's disgusting, this is why this game is worse than Sonic 2006. Also, you can hold the d-pad with your eyes shut for seconds.
Sound/Music 1/10: The music is what I can't stand at all. It's really horrible that it will make your ears bleed.
Lasting Appeal 1/10: Absolutely 100% none. This game SUCKS, it REALLY SUCKS!! NO, IT REALLY SUCKS MORE THAN SONIC 2006 DOES!!!!
Overall, Barney's Hide and Seek is without a doubt, the worst game ever played and is more like BARNEY'S CRAP AND RAPE! If you ever owned it or come near some golly abomination, destroy it!!
1) Spit on it!
2) Throw it hard on a brick wall!
3) Smash it with your foot 4 times, the fourth time you smash it, scratch it on the ground.
4) Smash it with a hammer!
5) Unscrew the part where it has a screw.
6) Smash it with a hammer again!
7) Water it with water hose!
8) Fire it with a lighter!
9) Take out the fire!
10) Throw it away! "BEGONE BARNEY'S HIDE AND SEEK, BEGONE!!"
The Good:
-NOTHING! Destroy this horrible game to make yourself proud!
The Bad:
-EVERYTHING! The voice-acting, game-play, graphics, controls, and sound/music!
Someone better make a video about destroying Barney's Hide and Seek, that includes the cartridge and the cover, I will be proud of you. The cover is also painful to look at, so do not look at it or you'll turn to stone. Just run away. PERIOD! Turn your back at it and run far, far away from it if you never owned it. If you do, destroy it! A better Sega Genesis game would be Sonic The Hedgehog! Go play that instead, not this piece of crap! That's it, that's all I have to say about this god-awful, annoying, horrible game! GOOD *beep*ING DAY EVERYONE!!!
Barney's Hide and Seek gets a 1 out of 10!
-sonic_rareware8