Pain Incarnate, Evil Incarnate

User Rating: 2 | Barbie Game Girl GB
First off, as a male gamer, I should already hate this game. Then again, any gamer who has at least one functioning brain cell should hate this game. I played my little sister's copy fourteen years ago, and yet I do not hate her. It's not her fault that, at the age of five, she didn't realize that this game's pathetic graphics, revolting sound, and sloppy, clumsy, unresponsive gameplay resulted in an utterly broken game that brings pain to all those who play it. Without any hyperbole whatsoever, I recommend that an exorcist visit all those who accidentally run across this game's path. Yes, it does have value: find your school bully, your rude boss, your annoying in-laws, and make them play this game. It is a life-altering experience of, as the immortal Homer Simpson would say, "crap on a crust."