W.T.F. !!

User Rating: 1.6 | Bachelor Party 2600
By devilreyes | Review Date:
I'm not even sure what the hell this was, so I'll refer to the instructions to give you some idea of what the premise of this game is supposed to be... Bachelor Party puts you in control of a "spanish fly" that is used to direct the trajectory of a naked dude at his bachelor party toward a wall of women. The chicks disappear after being touched by the spanish fly propelled bachelor... which may in fact be the only case of Mystique adding the element of realism to one of their games, because women do have a tendency to flee when rushed by a naked guy with an enraged pecker.

If it wasn't for the box art and instruction manual you would have no idea just what was supposed to be going on here. The "spanish fly" is a pink square with a blue stick protruding from it. The women look as if they are being viewed though a scrambled cable channel. The bachelor appears to be a pink guy with a big nose, a big butt and a penis that is erect when heading toward the wall of woman - and limp on the rebound, apparently indicating the the bachelor has "scored". Bachelor Party is essentially "Breakout" with the added element of retarded sexuality and indecipherable graphics (except for the schlong). It's funny for about ten seconds, and only because of the aforementioned schlong. As far as the game being released under Mystique's "Swedish Erotica" line; only lonely pervs who regularly get it on with a blow-up doll will find anything "erotic" about Bachelor Party.

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