My 64th review after Sonic Riders.
There's no better game to curse or scream than Awesome Possum on the Sega Genesis because this game is a total piece of sh*beep*. Seriously, what was Tengen thinking?!?! It has the worst video game deaths and annoying and horrible voices and music throughout video game history. Some people say that Bubsy is a Sonic rip-off because they think he spin dashes, but at least Bubsy doesn't spin dash like Sonic does unlike Awesome Possum. He is worse than Bubsy just like the carnival guy from Carnival Games. This game is really gonna get a BIG FAT F--!!! Here's the results:
Voice-acting 1/10: Horrible! SO VERY ANNOYING!!! That possum never shuts the f*beep*k up! He also sounds like Eric Cartman with a clothespin on his nose.
Game-play 2/10: Not awesome at all! You run fast, just like Sonic. You jump on robots to defeat them, just like Sonic. Sonic has even more awesome game-play than this game does.
Graphics 4/10: The graphics are temporarily poor!
Controls 1/10: (Awesome Possum: NOOO! *as he dies and turns to skeleton bones*) MOTHER*beep*ER!!!!!!! These piece of f*beep*king sh*beep* controls! They are just plain f*beep*king jerky.
Sound/Music 1/10: Same as the voices. It's so horrible and annoying that it will make your ears bleed!
Lasting Appeal 1/10: That's all there is to say about this game. I just can't curse or scream about it anymore. It's worse than Sonic 2006 just like Barney's Hide and Seek. AWESOME POSSUM F*beep*KING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
Overall, AWFUL P*SSUM IS A DISGRACE AND A COMPLETE RIP-OFF OF SONIC!
The Good:
-Trust me, you will have fun destroying this game!
The Bad:
-Annoying voice and character
-Dull, bland game-play
-Temporarily poor graphics
-Jerky controls
-Horrible music
Why is this game really bad? *inhales* WHY IS IT SO F*beep*KING HORRIBLE?!?!?! Awesome Possum? MORE LIKE AWFUL P*SSUM!!! *beep* THIS GAME! *beep* IT TO HELL, *beep* IT TO SMITHEREENS, *beep* IT TO SATAN, *beep* IT TO DAMNATION OF MANKIND! I'd rather get shoved up King Kong's big smelly hairy butt in a very tall building other than playing this horrible excuse of a game. IT SUCKS! IT REALLY SUCKS!!! Even Sonic The Hedgehog would beat the sh*beep* out of that possum because he's not so awesome at all. Sonic is beyond more awesome. Do not buy this game! If you ever come near it, just *beep*ing destroy it. I'm not kidding! Grab a hammer and smash it into *beep*ing dust. That's all I have to say about this game and I don't wanna talk about this piece of sh*beep* anymore!
Awful P*ssum gets a 1 out of 10!
-sonic_rareware8