Screen Tear: Episode 5 - Chuck Norris, Mash-Ups, and a Mortal Kombat Sitcom

It's Chuck Norris versus both Mario and the Angry Birds, the Limbo kid gets a flashlight, Mega64 riffs on DLC, a Mortal Kombat sitcom, and much more.

Screen Tear is GameSpot's video game clip show starring the (sometimes drunk) Carlos Rodela: the man that watches way more silly YouTube videos than is healthy. Every Friday, he brings you the newest, funniest, weirdest, and mashed-uppedest (is that a word?) video game clips from the past week and squeezes them all into an easy-to-digest six-minute show.

In this week's episode, please enjoy not one but two Chuck Norris video game mash-ups, a Mortal Kombat sitcom, a bad Seinfeld impression, the use of the word "multiplayer" as a sexual innuendo, and the kid from Limbo with a flashlight.

If you want to check out the clips from this episode in their entirety, here are the links.

Chuck Norris vs. Super Mario Bros

Chuck Norris vs. Angry Birds

Megaman vs. Donkey Kong

Mashups gallery

Limbo with a flashlight

Video game dog park

Mortal Kombat sitcom

Video games, Lana Del Ray parody

DLC: The Game

Bonus Item!

If you would like to see your video featured in a future episode of Screen Tear, you can message us on Twitter @GameSpot, or you can message Carlos directly @onawa.

Can you believe we're at episode five already? We've already been paying very close attention to comments and feedback from you all so far, and we want to continue to make this an entertaining show that celebrates the creativity and diversity of content that people are making about video games. If you enjoy it, please head over to our YouTube page where the video lives to like it and favorite it.

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70 comments
brotherscampos
brotherscampos

Tell me Gamespot, why every week is the internet so weird?, but you know man excellent videos

CarlosRodela
CarlosRodela

thanks @darkgrenchler01 - linked it earlier but always helps to have someone else lookin out and @muisee added your pickup line to our options

Muisee
Muisee

"Hey girl, how bout' we multiplayer our way back to your room for some mortal impact?" May fine tune it but that would probably get you slapped.

angry_cowtipper
angry_cowtipper

An American in a video, finally. Here I was beginning to think Gamespot moved their HQ to Europe, and hired a bunch of staffers (communists) there.

Mon6ana
Mon6ana

omg.. I almost cry really when I saw Limbo kid's face in 2:53.. I didnt thought about his face at all, now when I saw him I realized that I didnt know who he is in real.. now, my imagination is wide open who is with me

CarlosRodela
CarlosRodela

_judas_ i think ill use that mass effect line as one of them!

guiplc
guiplc

the "bonus item" link is messed up... it directs you to the "DLC the game" video

MustSeeMelons
MustSeeMelons

Stop it with the Chuck Norris jokes, they stoped being funny a lont time a go -.-

hasancakir
hasancakir

It was one of the weirdest videos I've ever seen in my entire f****** life :)

_Judas_
_Judas_

"Hey, did you know the next MGS-game has multiplayer? Why don't you drop by later and see how well my Solid Snake plays with others..." "Mass Effect 3 will feature some sweet multiplayer action, I've heard. If you wanna "multiplayer" with me later, you'll get some paragon points"

Slim-Jim2011
Slim-Jim2011

The whole thing about DLC's is true. Video games anymore are $60 for a disc with a half complete game and sell it as DLC's in parts for ridiculous prices, the reason I don't buy interactive movie-games and EA's games. I can talk about the problems with the video game industry all day. PS2 Rockstar made great games, PS3/Xbox360 they went real boring and too realistic, GTA IV was a complete let down. All your buying when these games come out are graphics, story, and lack of great fun.

CarlosRodela
CarlosRodela

any other ideas for pickup lines with 'multiplayer' in it? i'm gonna use some AT GDC this week - for the skit. expect to get slapped at least once. and gonna mention your twitter or GS username for ones I use

CarlosRodela
CarlosRodela

@scorpion1813 whyd he have to kill the princess tho. ha. damn daneboe is goood.

hippiesanta
hippiesanta

Mortal Combat sitcom looks like I love Lucy... wow... xoxoxoxoxoxo carlos kakakakak

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Lol. Just noticed the WKUK clip. That CoD skit of theirs is amazing!

CarlosRodela
CarlosRodela

now if only someone would bring up quantum physics we could science nerd out. also yall should add me on twitter - we can talk there too (once these shows disappear into the ether).

CarlosRodela
CarlosRodela

@anigmar rad we're having a nerd discussion in this comment thread. FINALLY. im a self proclaimed nerd. but people can be nerdy about a lot of things. food nerd for example. but yeah comic nerd style .. i realllly like the fish out of water story that the beyonder brought us. also always a big fav or mine when stories deal with gods or ultimate power stuff. cause then it gets into kinda 'why things are the way they are' - third perspective kinda stuff. NERDING OUT!!

CarlosRodela
CarlosRodela

@hickabickabooya holy smokes. thanks for the kind comments. best episode ever period is a lot of pressure for ep 6. geezum.

X-RS
X-RS

@CarlosRodela Now THAT is good. You can use GAME OVER, epic death cries (MUUENGG!), *insert credits*, start beeping etc.

Anigmar
Anigmar

@CarlosRodela yes, that was the issue where Spiderman thought the government and Kingpin worked together. I also remember a quite funny chapter where beyonder is taught by a gangster and a prostitute how life works (food, drink...). It had touching moments. Comics in those days were quite naive in their stories but I still prefer them to the "realism" and overly tragic plots of today. Wow man, you awoke the nerd in me. 8)

jairowolf
jairowolf

Can I beat chuck myself as NIGHTWOLF! I wait an see.

BarkingSpider81
BarkingSpider81

Check out Dorkly's videos on Youtube. Funny as hell.

_Judas_
_Judas_

@CarlosRodela There is a super-smooth, nerdy pick-up line in there somewhere.

Meet391
Meet391

Hahahaha!!!! Chuck vs. Mario was hilarious!!!!

marty2004
marty2004

Chuck Norris is the best!!! Great show.

CarlosRodela
CarlosRodela

_judas_ i like the goldeneye reference but you didn't use multiplayer

CarlosRodela
CarlosRodela

@anigmar im glad you got the comic book reference. it's awhile ago that happened but that beyonder guy mustve made an impression. just remember him turning a whole building into gold because he 'could' and also because he heard that people liked gold on this planet (he was an alien) .. and he ended up accidentally killing a lot of people with his omnipotent type powers. ok..yes, like I said. NERD ALERT

_Judas_
_Judas_

"Why don't you come to my place -I've got "Goldeneye" for N64, and, if you play your cards right, might get to try out my Golden Gun". ...ok, it was a stretch, but still ... decent :p

Anigmar
Anigmar

Am I a nerd if I got the Secret Wars reference? Of course I am! As Al Yancowicz sang, "White and nerdy". lol Nice show man

CyberLips
CyberLips

this just keeps getting better! :lol:

Renunciation
Renunciation

I need to quit trying to use parenthesis at 3 o' clock in the morning.

Renunciation
Renunciation

Augh! What I wanted to watch the most was the "Bonus Item"(as mentioned of the apparent Skyrim + Brutal Legend mashup (5:50), but the link here on GameSpot goes to the "DLC: The Game" link, instead. Noooo! D: Anyhow, thanks for another episode of Screen Tear! The outtakes were a nice touch.

_Judas_
_Judas_

"soo, how 'bout you come to my place for some multiplayer action? I'll let you stack me"

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Seinfeld zombie game just made my day...PLEASE make it!!!