Madden game reveals porn surprise

Utah teen gets hardcore XXX action instead of hardcore gridiron action.

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Kolton Mahoney, a 14-year-old boy from Layton, Utah, was delighted to receive a copy of Madden NFL 07 as one of his presents on Christmas Day from his uncle. Football may be a game of X's and O's, but this particular disc was all X's. When Mahoney inserted the disc into his Xbox 360, he found himself watching some hardcore XXX action instead of hardcore gridiron action. His parents, upon seeing the smut, contacted the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force, which will be looking into the matter, reported Utah's Standard-Examiner.

The game had allegedly been bought on December 2 at a Circuit City store in Modesto, California, and was factory sealed with the game's logo embossed on the disc. When it was loaded into the console, titles of adult films and an explicit image were presented onscreen. It is unknown how the mix-up occurred, and the task force admits it may be difficult to determine who is responsible.

Discussion

254 comments
shaneras
shaneras

Your all such idiots, dude he's from Utah, HE"S PROBABLY MORMON!! (Like Me!)

toby06
toby06

i think i will try to find a copy of Madden NFL 07 just for that reson

jaefrmbk2k
jaefrmbk2k

i think that was God's way of tellin' him that it's time for him to start masterbating

juanfraino
juanfraino

This has got to be the story of the month!

ketsuatama
ketsuatama

knew that man Madden was a playa!

_Sam_
_Sam_

it was probably someone who works at the manufacturing plant's porn :P

sk8erboi796
sk8erboi796

holy moly,nice! i bet he's dad is hiding it for "safe keeping"

nazraq
nazraq

i bet he'll want it next year!

dmastor
dmastor

LOL i bet his parents still have the porn!

zidan4000
zidan4000

thats funny maybe the man who put games on the covering machine is lil bored maybe he decided to change thing and he putted a porn movie instead of madden game just to have some fun or he maybe getting revenge from ea coz they didnt pay hes check or maybe..... who knows? anything happens lol

Noak3
Noak3

darthmonkey360 said: Matrixman2k Still this is funny as hell - now the kids gonna have nightmare... I'd say the parents are at fault and also hold them to account...probably... _____________________________________________________________ ....Dont you mean he is going to be having dreams dude, its not gonna be nightmares. Seriously. Also, I bet he's already seen that crap on the internet, he's 14. These days, most kids have seen that by 10.

thomasbensley56
thomasbensley56

I can just imagine the uncle saying it was second hand...

ANUBIS209
ANUBIS209

John Madden is a dirty old man I knew it! He delibritely destroyed his football franchise by having porn actresses dressed as his NFL cheerleaders in the movie for that kid to watch bad bad bad man but hilarious LoL

heyhamburgerpim
heyhamburgerpim

Maybe that's why the Wii isn't DVD-playback-capable: they're too afraid to get a shipment of EA's "Madden '07 XXXTREME." But could you imagine what the Wiimote control actions would be in that game?

susuamazin
susuamazin

guys, how exactly did the top side of the disc look, cuz apparently, the boy saw the disc and put it in... if the print on the top of the disc was official while the content wasn't, it had to be somebody close to working there, they could get a printed disc, burn porn on it, and somehow get the wrapping machine to wrap it without messing up the automation... but that would all be just trying too damn hard...

LouieV13
LouieV13

I think EA is trying too teach everyone about the birds and bees lol

mooseman721
mooseman721

Could have been worse, what if it was actually a Madden home movie!!!!!!

Sharvie
Sharvie

:lol: Dirty EA :lol:

Sorean
Sorean

LMAO. That is the craziest thing i have ever heard. In the world of disk mix ups of course.

7HR1LL3R
7HR1LL3R

That's hilarious! Why can't any of MY games come with content like that on them....hell, porns cost about the same as games anyway...I'd be delighted with this treat:) Oh yeah. Ignore this comment if this story is false...wait....don't.

kniceguy
kniceguy

There is no way this is true. For one, the production process is not the kind of environment that someone and "slip" a disk into and press like it's a game. Second, who contacts the ICAC about a game they bought at Circuit City? That sounds like a Circuit City or BBB matter. Thirdly, this report comes from some ghetto local news source, not a source that might check out the story fully. We'll have to wait and see what becomes of this.... I hope they know that defamatory comments against EA will not be tolerated. I think it was the uncle in the kitchen with a hair dryer. ;)

Autolycus
Autolycus

lol lighten up. hes 14, he's already seen it. but at least they care...

nmikey
nmikey

Something about this story seems fishy to me...

GreenGoblin2099
GreenGoblin2099

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PixyMisao
PixyMisao

If they do find hold someone responsable that will be a nice pay-off for whomever. That's a hell of a lot better than opening a factory sealed game and not finding anything, and then the clerk at the counter telling you that he can't do anything to help.

hunter8man
hunter8man

Awesome! I've been waiting for changes in the Madden series. But the real question is, how long did he wait to tell his parents about it?

surferboy2177
surferboy2177

Wow that's......interesting. Well I hope EA is ready for a lawsuit. Hopefully this was an isolated incident and there aren't more problems with the Madden games, otherwise EA will be paying a lot of money.

Dantes_Monkey
Dantes_Monkey

welcome to the world of getting your asses sued

YukoAsho
YukoAsho

Mean trick though. I don't know about anyone else, but if I want porn, I'll get porn. There's no reason for a bait and switch.

Nitsua
Nitsua

I saw the picture of the game he's holding... obviously someone repackaged it, the sticker of Security Device Enclosed is NEVER on 360 (or ANY Xbox) game... instead it is a MS lable with their hologram on it. Somone pulled a trick and returned it is what I think.

darthmonkey360
darthmonkey360

Matrixman2k Still this is funny as hell - now the kids gonna have nightmare... I'd say the parents are at fault and also hold them to account...probably... _____________________________________________________________ ....Dont you mean he is going to be having dreams :P

Jatt_Warrior
Jatt_Warrior

i knew madden was a dirty dirty man.... and i thought gta was bad???

Mkeegs79
Mkeegs79

blackace Some one at the factory slipped this disc into the machine that packages the game. That's pretty obvious. It's still going to be very, very hard to find out who did this. I would have been pissed, after spending $60+ for that game. They should sue EA for a few million. That's teach them. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That would be completely stupid. Nobody knows who did it! Let's be rational about this. As if EA would have intentionally done something so stupid and well...funny.

slipshoddoa
slipshoddoa

Such an obvious attempt at scoring cash from EA. Maybe if the parents hadn't gone to the feds and press immediately, someone might have believed them. Wendy's finger in the chili incident anyone?

warden72
warden72

Finally, something new in a Madden game.......

thekey
thekey

karnij "i wish i got that for Christmas..." That would have been the best gift EVER!!!!! (I would have kept it too.)

matrixman2k
matrixman2k

The parents must be daft or something. anyone probably could tell the fake from a real just by looking at the quality of the print. Still this is funny as hell - now the kids gonna have nightmare... I'd say the parents are at fault and also hold them to account...probably...

bghattas
bghattas

The kid is from Utah. That state is as conservative as it gets in the U.S. Only they would call the task force. Everyone else would go to CC and ask for an exchange. I love Utah, BTW. Beautiful state.

Cunder
Cunder

EA is probably tring to explore and expand on new physcial contact sports. Accidently putting Sports in Bed on a Madden game then Sports on the field lol.

Lanowar
Lanowar

wait hold up...he brought a game and so they contacted the the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force that an actual police department or a pressure group? Also who contacts the internet crime department regarding a game they brought at Circuit City?

karnij
karnij

i wish i got that for Christmas...