Kinect Star Wars: Destroying Your Memories One Dance Routine At a Time

There's more to Kinect Star Wars than swinging lightsabers, such as this collection of our favourite horrifying dance routines.

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If there's one thing Kinect Star Wars has taught us, it's that nothing in the Star Wars universe is sacred. Case in point: the routines and songs from its dance minigame.

If you think the sight of Han Solo gyrating his hips like an overexuberant schoolboy on prom night, or the image of Lando Calrissian performing the groin-thrusting "There Is No Try" move, is enough to forever tarnish your memories of Star Wars, then you clearly haven't experienced the horror that is a group of stormtroopers singing "It's great to be in the Empire today" to the tune of "Y.M.C.A."

So sit back, relax, and enjoy this collection of our "favourite" dance routines from Kinect Star Wars. We accept no responsibility for any of your memories destroyed by these videos.

Discussion

165 comments
anacardo
anacardo

I guess George needs money, this goes along with the vodafone commercials with Yoda unlocking phones. Ignore this rubbish for god's sake. (well ignore episodes 1,2,3 and everything that came after)

MaxPwnage
MaxPwnage

I'm Han Solo by MC Chris (also known as MC Pee Pants) is the only song that has any awesomeness to it. The rest of the songs, should have never been.

Megavideogamer
Megavideogamer

Well it's just a game. There is only so much you can do with kinect.

vaibhavp
vaibhavp

It seems like microsoft is trying to lure kids. then they will grow with them and become life long fans of kinect. just like sony fans grew with ps1 and now have unshakable faith towards sony.

ZenesisX
ZenesisX

Hmm..... the double blaster is one of the more noticeably bad moves lol:lol:

Rickystickyman
Rickystickyman

I honestly thought it was funny... I mean remember the clip of Yoda break dancing to rap music? That was official.

markypants
markypants moderator

@VictoryRush Exactly! This is not meant to be entirely serious ;-)

unisyn
unisyn

I can't help but notice how "great" pops up on their crotch.

MrWhalo
MrWhalo

Just wait for BioWare to make this the alternative happy ending to Mass Effect 3. Shepard dancing with a couple of Asari backup singers. Wouldn't THAT be a slap in the face.

Centurion95
Centurion95

I started it by laughing..... then I ended it while crying...

siarhei
siarhei

Wow, that is just... bad... wow...

Smartiepants
Smartiepants

I love Star Wars and I still thought it was funny. I want to try it!

CharlieSpot
CharlieSpot moderator

Seems like something light and fun to do - it wouldn't belong in The Force Unleashed but it seems fine here.

SciFiCat
SciFiCat

My Star Wars are DEEEAAAAAAADD!

Muljo
Muljo

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magicalclick
magicalclick

My childhood memory is destroyed, but, at the same time, I am glad they have this mini-game LOL.

fnman14
fnman14

How could this possibly be a bad thing?

Rayrota
Rayrota

Seriously, this is something would see on Robot Chicken. This is Robot Chicken come to life.

TrueGB
TrueGB

Wow. This is...soul destroying. Absolutely crushing. Do devs. really have no idea how to use a Kinect beyond dance games?

Rayrota
Rayrota

Oh George. George George George.

Max42
Max42

Ok ive seen some crap in my life and ive seen a lot of things made out of star wars that were probably a bad idea but this is quite possible the worse thing since the xmas special. Seriously i would rather watch almost anything but this. also this prove the kinect is crap -seriously if this is the best they can come up with its dead jim.

RealFabioSooner
RealFabioSooner

This is so outrageous that it's actually convincing me to buy the game. It'll be a pleasure to spend money in something that'll enrage so many nerds at the same time in the whole world.

emanwell
emanwell

I don't want to live in this earth anymore!

DarthLod
DarthLod

I knew this game was crap the second I saw it was Kinect related, and then gamplay demo's. This dance addition just pushes it over the edge from crap into outright idiocy.

Lawdog1521
Lawdog1521

This is okay... but the Star Wars Christmas Special isn't?

pizzaman107
pizzaman107

Loving myself kinda makes me wanna sing too!xD

Temtamperu
Temtamperu

proving once again kinect is not for people who actually like videogames.

JOHN1486
JOHN1486

ummm according to the video Boba Fett's crotch is awesome?

VictoryRush
VictoryRush

Haha! Take it for what it is, a funny minigame. I thought it was great.

Iffy350
Iffy350

I want a sequel/remake to x-wing. I don't care at all for motion sensitive gameplay.

MooncalfReviews
MooncalfReviews

Star Wars Kinect. *Pictures lightsaber battles and firing lighting bolts out of your hand* Nope, you're going to be playing another kinect dancing game again. Sorry son.

Virtual_Erkan
Virtual_Erkan

Now I will but this game just for these dances, they are awesome

Yomigaeru
Yomigaeru

"...as if a million voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced..." Or in this case...the cries were drowned out by tumultuous laughter.

WTF2000
WTF2000

This is the funniest sh!t i have ever seen.

garalao
garalao

I can never unsee this :(

shnelle
shnelle

Lord almighty I hope THIS isn't the reason the game came out 4 months late.