Hipsters Coming to GTA 5 Through Today's Update

"I'm Not a Hipster" update now available for Grand Theft Auto Online; introduces retro print tees, skinny jeans, and more.

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The latest update for Grand Theft Auto V's multiplayer mode, Grand Theft Auto Online, introduces "hipsters" to the mix. The aptly titled "I'm Not a Hipster" update is available today across Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, and it offers up a series of "post ironic, artisanal, organic, entirely independent, 100% re-claimed" digital offerings for you to enjoy (or mock).

Some of the new items available in GTA Online through the I'm Not a Hipster update include new retro print tees, skinny jeans, hairstyles, tattoos, and animal masks. There's also seven new vehicles, including "classic nostalgia rides" like the Glendale, Warrener, Blade and Rhapsody. You'll also find an environmentally conscious Panto microcar, as well as the hulking three-axle Dubsta, which unlocks when you reach rank 100.

The hipster theme even extends to new weapons, including the Vintage Pistol and Antique Cavalry Dagger. In addition to the new items available through the I'm Not a Hipster update today, Rockstar has added 12 new Jobs across multiple game modes, as well as three new Gang Attacks in Chumash, East Vinewood, and Mirror Park. There's also a long list of general tweaks and fixes for GTA Online included with the update.

GTAV launched last September for Xbox 360 and PS3 to sales of $1 billion in 72 hours. Just last week, Rockstar officially announced that the game will be released this fall for Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PC--and you'll be able to carry your character progress forward.

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Discussion

163 comments
lpool8
lpool8

why dont they ever add anyithing decent i dont understand its never like gang related stuff like biker gang jackets or bandanas or balaclavas or nothing even police uniforms or army clothing would be decent its always s*** suits and skinny jeans and stuff

mikemaj82
mikemaj82

Well, at least the cars from the last two updates are available in the single player story mode..

blackbetty1974
blackbetty1974

I can finally fulfill my fantasy of running down a hipster on a scooter with my 4x4. It won't make up for the horrors that hipsters have visited on society, but it may bring me catharsis.

SingletreeAve
SingletreeAve

I think the dude in the pic is about to shoot himself in the head over his fashion choice.

RedWave247
RedWave247

If the single player, offline mode had this many updates, I might not have traded the game back in a week after buying it.

D1zzyCriminal
D1zzyCriminal

What about homeless man beards, or face deforming piercings?

jk12324
jk12324

Cosplay update please.

residentgta
residentgta

Will all this updates be available in GTA V (PC) version or we will have to buy all this stuff ? :)

dark_rising76
dark_rising76

Next useless DLC on Rockstar's list before we get heists or single player DLC: The Casual Fridays Gear. 

-s3r6i0-
-s3r6i0-

I see everyone is still bitching about heists. If nobody likes doing the jobs they have now what the f@ck good are heists gonna be?

snaketus
snaketus

What's all the moaning? I had a blast last night when I went back online after a break. Now my girl has cool hipster gear. Yeah, but I see your points for moaning, but I enjoyed the game, I'm not going to lie.

KillzoneSnake
KillzoneSnake

I think people moved on from this game. The online was just a place to joke around for a while. It gets old fast and was not competitive.

Max_160
Max_160

In other news heists are announced to be TBA 2016. Stay tune. -Rockstar

amk_mhk
amk_mhk

console peasants right now... this game is soo last year...and then the next moment, yeah!!! so awesome on ps4....

AuronAXE
AuronAXE

I still play GTA IV to this day, both offline and online. I hope the wait for the PC version ends up worth it. I love open worlds.

helldragonzer
helldragonzer

isn't the fact that this is coming to PC a year later hipster enough for ya.

Bigjoe275
Bigjoe275

What's disturbing is that the sheep are defending rockstar lies. And know full well why GTAV sold 33 million copies. It wasn't just the single player or even the online. Red Dead Redemption or GTA4 didn't sell that many copies and they had online. So I say keep defending GTAVO and we'll keep telling the truth why we bought this game. HEIST were are the damn heist rockstar. But i guess with all my rambling nothing will really change. So I've taken steps. 1. Trade in my copy 2. Don't purchase the nextgen version. 3. Wait for a dirt cheap used copy (that money goes to gamestop). 4. Make it a religion never to buy shark cards

absolut_gamerz
absolut_gamerz

if you rearrange "I'M NOT A HIPSTER" you'll come to a result that said "MAIN PORT HEIST". Could this means anything?

B-boy
B-boy

hipster play this game is indi game

_williamwallace
_williamwallace

Thank God! I was about to shoot up the town's cafe, but I think this will be a better decision.

00black
00black

This game is soo last year

d33z_r3tros
d33z_r3tros

GTAVI would be announced first before the have heists on GTAV

skyelawson
skyelawson

And how much is this wonderful DLC going to cost me?????


FREE!!!!


What is this word you use???


Rockstar, They can do no wrong.  


Take note other publishers, you could learn how to treat people who play your games.

HapiJoel
HapiJoel

• Can you ride a single speed bicycle?

• Can you play bike courier missions?

• Can you co-rent a warehouse with a group of design students?

• Can you buy a drum machine?

• Can you start a micro brewery?

Psycold
Psycold

So this is what was delaying the PC version...

dark_rising76
dark_rising76

Lame. Pretty soon, Assassins Creed: Unity will get heists before GTA V will. 

lorider25
lorider25

if the PC version is still just 12 people in multiplayer I'm passing on by like the Pharcyde.

Chatch09
Chatch09

The new 6x6 is the only cool one...

Stryder_18
Stryder_18

It's crazy how battlefield gets heists before grand theft auto haha

Zombrex
Zombrex

I hope they're taking so long with Heists in order make sure they function properly. I don't want it to ruin the in-game economy.

Glasscut32
Glasscut32

@amk_mhk Lord amk we are not worthy of your smelly P.C. Master race.. Their stench burn our noses

Kinguard73
Kinguard73

@skyelawson  With the worthless ingrates currently whining? No people deserve micro transactions because their too stupid to appreciate anything. Like anyone is forcing them to buy money....

Bigjoe275
Bigjoe275

Yeah some how people still traded in there copies. So publisher's to keep us from trading in your games even though you give away free content. DON'T do what rockstar is doing.

AzurianRain
AzurianRain

@skyelawson Take note other publishers, if you don't fulfill your promise, just give away free, useless stuff and hope people forget what you promised.

NineteenthCross
NineteenthCross

@skyelawson


So, how much does rockstar pay you? I need some money to cover my books and if sucking up to random companies works, then I'll do it.

Kinguard73
Kinguard73

@Stryder_18  Ok I am sick of the heist's %^&*() but that was some funny #$^&* right there =)

punksterdaddy
punksterdaddy

@-s3r6i0- @Bigjoe275

I seem to remember heists in the game, you know that is the basic story of the 3 characters right?

"Defending Rockstar Lies," You say? Then what have they lied about? Not once did they say heists would be a feature online at launch. It was never clarified as to when that would happen and considering that people keep hacking the game, exploiting money glitches only served to delay them further.

What would you prefer here? Online heists available now, while it is unfinished and may potentially both ruin the game and Rockstar's reputation for making quality content?

The steps you have taken are backwards steps only... Nothing more!

You would give your money to a greedy business such as Gamestop, who do nothing but profit off of others work by selling second hand games, rather than give your money to Rockstar who continue to make quality products? That's really an odd stance to take.

I understand that you are fed up waiting for heists, we all are, but I would rather wait and get it when it is finsihed and enjoy it then. Not play it now when it is an inferior product and doesn't work as intended.

As for the Shark cards, I know no one that has bought any! In fact if you play the game regularly, you will never see anything about them (unless you go looking for them).

So I am okay with that. After all they are a business and they want to keep supporting the game for the long term and they do not shove them in your face. Unlike games such as Mass Effect 3, who try to sell you weapon packs every time you get back to the lobby to upgrade.

As I said I understand that you are frustrated waiting but all you are doing is... Cutting off your nose, just to spite your face!

If you care to reply, then please do so without getting angry or abusive.