Daily Report: Talk Like a Pirate Day!

It be time for the Daily Report.

It be Monday and ye know what that be meaning. It be time for yet another Daily Report! This week we be talkin' about Battlefield 3 Tournaments, All-Time Greatest First Mates, and our Community Game Night, staring Chris WatteRRRRRRRs!

Announcements

Battlefield 3 Tournament Event!
On Monday, September 26, GameSpot will be hosting a Battlefield 3 event code-named "Early Deployment" at our office in sunny San Francisco, California! If you're a part of the Bay Area, we encourage you to check out this awesome event here. Not in the area? Don't fret! We will, of course, be streaming the event, so you can still be a part of the excitement.

All-Time Greatest Game Sidekick
Today, we enter the final three stages of this year's All-Time Greatest Game Sidekick event. With the Elite Eight, many of our favorites fought hard and are still hanging in there.
Be sure to vote for your favorite eight, as the Final Four stage will take place on Wednesday, September 21, with the final battle on Friday, September 23.

Community Game Night
This week, we are having a community game night dedicated to Resistance 3 for the PlayStation 3. We'll be kicking things off at 5:00 p.m. PT with Chris Watters leading the charge into this altered 1950's universe. Grab your guns; it's going to be a grand old time! Check out our game night page for more details.

Activity

Talk Like a Pirate Activity!
Arr, what with it being Talk Like a Pirate Day, I be wantin' to hear yer best pirate-themed jokes! Post 'em in the comments below and ye may be receiven' a special booty from the community chest!

Written By

Community Producer for GameSpot. Fan of all things gaming, 2nd generation gamer, social butterfly, a lover of bacon, Mag

Discussion

104 comments
Oneiroi17
Oneiroi17

Yar, I be too late for this ship....!

NS_NIXON
NS_NIXON

Aarrr t’is simple, get over there in ya roughest motley clothing and uncork ye finest rum.

shadow9669
shadow9669

Q)What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer? A)Shiver me timbers!

shadow9669
shadow9669

Q)How long is a pirate's plank? A) A YARRRd!!!

PvtCaboose23
PvtCaboose23

Q: What does a pirate think happens at the end of time? A: Arrrrmageddon.

Booticon
Booticon

Aye, this blog entry be rated ARRRR! haha :P

grambyte
grambyte

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? For some booty smartly, I'll let ye know Arrrr!

legoguitarman
legoguitarman

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!

Falcon084
Falcon084

Aye I'd like some of that there booty.

NarutoFever1
NarutoFever1

What steals your treasure and tastes delicious? A cherry PIErate.

syam32245340
syam32245340

Why are pirates, pirates? Because they Arrrrrrrrr!!

Private_Adam
Private_Adam

Q :Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing? A: He had ship for brains.

siddarthshetty
siddarthshetty

Q:How a pirate say his crew to dive? A:Cannonball!

Flesseck214
Flesseck214

Q: What do Jewish pirates say? A: Ahoy vey!

MUR1217
MUR1217

Why couldn't the pirate graduate from first grade? Because, he only knew on letter..."ARRRRRRR!"

hell_player
hell_player

What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry? Pop TARRRrrrts!

Hey_Jay
Hey_Jay

What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A rookie.

kvadair
kvadair

What kind of grades did the pirate get in school? [spoiler] High seas! [/spoiler]

drokmore
drokmore

Where does a pirate put his gold?? In a Jarrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Spire88
Spire88

Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A: A sunken chest with no booty!

hesel
hesel

Where does a pirate go to college? Harrrrrrvard

kubicz
kubicz

Where do pirates sell their old ships ? At the yARRRd sale ! How do pirates make their money ? By hook or by crook

Soulreavercross
Soulreavercross moderator

Q: Why would a pirate be afraid of a woman? A: He's afraid he'll get hooked on her!!!

SavoyPrime
SavoyPrime

Q: Excuse me matey...but why do you play so much Minecraft? A: It's a guilty pleasARRRRR!!!

JogsterXL
JogsterXL

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Super-Poke-Bros
Super-Poke-Bros

Q: Why couldn't the young boy watch the movie? A: It was rated Arrr :D Hehe, I got that from Spongebob (or Squidward actually :P)

driton
driton

Q: What is a pirate minus a ship? A: A creative homeless guy!! Harrr, harrr :D

nburdine
nburdine

Q: Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? A: To buy an Aye Patch

guildclaws
guildclaws

Q: How come kids are not allowed to buy shooter games??? E: because it's rated ARRRRRRRR!

PumpkinBoogie
PumpkinBoogie

I, don't make me walk the plank on this one fer bein' a bit late! But here's it be mateys: Arrr, what be's a pirate's favorite drinking game? Gin Rummy, yer scally-wags!! Haha

ROUEL989
ROUEL989

Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend yeaarrrrrrrs at C!

ROUEL989
ROUEL989

Q: How long is a pirate's plank? A: A YARRRd!!!

ROUEL989
ROUEL989

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ROUEL989
ROUEL989

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music_guru
music_guru

Q: Why is pirating addictive? A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked! Q: What kind of grades did the pirate get in school? A: HIGH SEAS! Q: How does a pirate do calculus? A: By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Q: What did the pirate say to man who insulted him? A: I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!

ZEYAAM898
ZEYAAM898

What's a pirate's favorite country? AARRRRGGHentina!

ZEYAAM898
ZEYAAM898

Where did the pirate put its car when it was done driving it? The PARRRRRRRRRKING lot!

music_guru
music_guru

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dark_being
dark_being

What do Jewish Pirates say? Ahoy vey!

gmax
gmax

I be late, but it be still beforrre midnightfall out o'errr th' Pacific isles, so I offerrr this: Q: Why in th' name o' Davy Jones did nay th' pirrrate sail t' Hawaii? A: It was too fARRRRrrrgghh! Aye! Ponderrr that tharrrbuckos!

Nerissa
Nerissa

A pirate is working at Lowe's, a friend comes in asking for a wrench The pirate replies, Aye, I have a wench back at my house.

Dakotacs
Dakotacs

Q: Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? A: To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)

QuiCkz_Alex
QuiCkz_Alex

Q:What does a pirate re-enforce his house with? A: Rebarrrrrrrrrgh!

QuiCkz_Alex
QuiCkz_Alex

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AbuSharkas8
AbuSharkas8

A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal." The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots." Then the bartender says, "I was talking to the parrot!"

gameboy716
gameboy716

What does a pirate call a prostitute? A hook aarrrrrrrr!!!

dariency
dariency

What do you call it when a pirate sleeps on his stomach? Planking! (yeah I know its a stretch)

leon2365
leon2365

why couldnt the kid get in to see the pirate movie? because it was rated ARRRRRRRR.