Cards Against Humanity starts Pwnmeal Oatmeal joke at PAX

Only a n00b would skip breakfast.

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Forget Gamer Grub. If you really want to make sure you’re getting the precious nutrients you require to demolish your enemies, you better get a bowlful of Pwnmeal Oatmeal.

Okay, it doesn’t actually exist, as the ridiculous promotional video makes obvious, but it’s not that far off from other food products marketed at gamers. It’s a funny gag perpetrated by Cards Against Humanity co-creator Max Temkin, who went as far as to advertise the fake product at PAX East.

If you couldn’t make it the show and see it for yourself, make sure you head to the official Pwnmeal website and read up on the different, delicious flavors like MOBAnana Bread and Cinnamon K/D Ratioatmeal.

You can also follow @pwnmeal on Twitter, where you can find gems such as:

JUST BECAUSE WE DON’T ENDORSE STAYING UP FOR 48 HOURS STRAIGHT DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T DO IT

— Pwnmeal XGO (@pwnmeal) April 12, 2014

IT’S LIKE PLAYING 2 PLAYER MODE WITH YOUR NUTRITIONIST

— Pwnmeal XGO (@pwnmeal) April 11, 2014

BREAK FAST B4 U BREAK FACES. CHOW DOWN ON A BOWL OF HEARTY GRAIN CEREAL TODAY

— Pwnmeal XGO (@pwnmeal) April 11, 2014
Emanuel Maiberg is a freelance writer. You can follow him on Twitter @emanuelmaiberg and Google+.

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Discussion

17 comments
martycarry
martycarry

I do haveorderthiscomicalcard gamecouple of daysagoon their site : http://cardagainsthumanity.com

We now havefun withthe gameyesterday eveningwith somebuddies, and we all have highlytake pleasure in it. I can recommendthisparty game to all people !

Scopique
Scopique

 You know, I THOUGHT something was up when the UPC symbol says "Cut out and bring this barcode to any participating BLOCKBUSTER Home Video Store for a chance to win a free 30-day trial of Everquest: Veil of Alaris!"

notorious98
notorious98

Pwnmeal was part of the swag bag.  It seemed like there was real oatmeal in it, but I don't know.  I pulled it out and some dude came up and asked me if I wanted it because he wanted to collect something or another.  I gave it to him.

Lamesy
Lamesy

Somepony is feeling their oats

crix01
crix01

Hey! Gamespot with a videoplayer you can actually watch!!!!!


Hurvl
Hurvl

I want them to cooperate with people behind Goat Simulator and launch Goatmeal - eat through the opposition!

electroban
electroban

I can't tell if this is funny or not? is saying the word "pwnmeal" supposed to be clever? 

Is this like a "yo kids be cool and eat your breakfast! also dont take drugs" or what?


Xmus942
Xmus942

YEAHHHHHHH!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Mraou
Mraou

Would you like GS News to be like Kotaku Articles? 

No.

PixelAddict
PixelAddict

@Omfgturtle What were the cards? And, more importantly, can they be written here without being modded?