BloodRayne sucking on DVD

Uwe Boll's adaptation of Majesco's vampiric gaming franchise comes bundled with PC version of BloodRayne 2.

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Those who missed director Uwe Boll's BloodRayne during its brief run in theaters this January can now catch the film on DVD in two versions released this week. There's an unrated director's cut and an original theatrical cut. According to product listings on Amazon.com, both versions of the film are 94 minutes long and feature the same bonus features: a director's commentary track, storyboards, and a pair of featurettes: "CGI Making of the Film" and "Dinner with Uwe." Each edition also comes with a complete PC version of Majesco Entertainment's BloodRayne 2.

Discussion

38 comments
sonic6748
sonic6748

The funniest part about it... Bloodrayne goes on to have two sequels!

DELTAsnake
DELTAsnake

Lol, I can see the marketing pitch now. Dont buy it for the DVD, buy it to save $$$'s on the game. On a related note Kmart in Australia is trying to get rid of all its copies of the Doom movie by selling it for $5 with Peter Jackson's King Kong. I'd like to know why any videogame dev would allow Hollywood to make a movie of there game, it's just going to suck, really bad.

Cool-AN
Cool-AN

That is the best news headline ever.

daveg1
daveg1

im still to watch bllodrayne,but i may wait until it come's on to tv first!

anamnawshad
anamnawshad

Lol Flakor! The game got only 6 for PC! If u really wanna play then rent the Xbox or PS-2 one..........

Flakor
Flakor

All in favor of making sure Uwe Boll dies soon raise your hands now! yep that man is a genius, I can see it now. "Ja, how avout ve have zwei DVD's und ve have zhem be the same Ja?, no one vill tell sie difference" God, this is why we need something that well tell everyone: "This European will do something to video games that will make us hate him"

Ernice
Ernice

bloodrayne the movie = bad

fenriz275
fenriz275

"BloodRayne sucking on DVD" That has got to be the best headline I've ever seen on Gamespot. ::rotflmao:: How can the director's cut and the original cut both be exactly the same length? Sounds like they just stuck the thing on the disc twice and called it a "bonus" feature.

fanboy999
fanboy999

This is destined to be one of those awful "cult" hits years from now. I just watched it and it's just plain cheesy. The acting is downright horrible the actors seem like they're reading cue cards. And the story is some rehash/mishmash of Vampire Hunter D and other films. This is a "B" movie gone reallly bad in a not-so-bad way. Atleast there is some T & A and gratuitous gore.

Nradd99
Nradd99

I pity the poor fool willing to fork over money for this disgrace, especially the identical "unrated directors cut."

cartmanstein
cartmanstein

The big-screen version already sucked real bad, so why waste more money making a DVD that probably 3 people will buy?

cartmanstein
cartmanstein

The big-screen version already sucked real bad, so why waste more money making a DVD that probably 3 people will buy?

Davv111
Davv111

I love all game based movies even the street fighter one.

RadLink5
RadLink5

Greatest news headline ever.

fluffymesogood
fluffymesogood

Imagine if he gets the film rights to Grand Theft Auto. someone stop this guy from killing games!

Drevan
Drevan

"Was she really that sexually active in the game?" No, but she made lots of little sexual innuendo's and general comments of that nature. Added a nice smirky nature to the game, and lightened the mood somewhat.

nemes1s3000
nemes1s3000

Was she really that sexually active in the game?

DanManX
DanManX

Best news headline ever.

Blazer88
Blazer88

Dinner with Uwe,...suckiest dinner you'll ever have

Cz-100
Cz-100

That had to give you a full version of the game as well as the movie just to make you even slightly think about buying it before you toss it aside for something of value.

Vyse86
Vyse86

If they are both the same length, why is one Unrated? Whatever it is that is so explicit must be less than half a minute long if anything is indeed added.

orthancstone
orthancstone

"Sucking on DVD" Ah puns...so good when used appropriately

Imavnas
Imavnas

"I'm convinced now that Uwe's only hope is to direct porn." I couldnt agree with you more. That Loken sex scene was actually better than the entire collection of Uwe Boll's works. I think hed hit it big if he went full porn, lol.

Paul_Phoenicks
Paul_Phoenicks

Ironically, "Dinner with Uwe" is supposed to be an interview IGN conducted with Uwe. Still, the movie is probably the suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked- too bad MST3K isn't around anymore...

WPack911
WPack911

Best News Story Title Ever!!!

StanleyL
StanleyL

I have a feeling the news guys only wrote this for the sake of using that headline.

birdinflight
birdinflight

The only barely watchable scene in the movie is the sex scene where Loken is getting it against a jail cell door. I'm convinced now that Uwe's only hope is to direct porn.

SaintSadistic
SaintSadistic

I played both games and I didn't think they were that great. I haven't seen the movie, for obvious reasons, but yeah I don't need Roger or Ebert to tell me what a smelly turd that movie was/is.

Weeoo_86
Weeoo_86

*agrees with TheGreatGuero*

RuminaX
RuminaX

wait... both versions are the same? The movie isn't worth buying anyways... well except maybe for BR2. But both versions are 94 minutes with the same features? O.o Maybe there's more nude Loken shots in the prison cell scene O.o;

TheGreatGuero
TheGreatGuero

Sucking on DVD? I couldn't have said it better myself.

skullkrusher13
skullkrusher13

uwe boll? haha. bloodrayne? haha. If i want to see Kristana Loken, I'll watch Terminator 3.