Anteaters are weird looking creatures. I mean...what the hell?

User Rating: 7 | Anteater TI
"This game is stupid. I hate this. God this music is annoying. It sucks. Everything about this game sucks. Wait..is that supposed to be the Anteater?! My god! It doesn't look like anything!! Okay, how does this work....let's see....

Okay..so use the tongue. Bizarre. It's a maze....okay. I eat the dots..and the ants...and the worm? CRAP! The worm kills me? Ugh. I wish it would ACTUALLY kill me. This is wasting my time. Okay..let's try again....Got the ants...avoid the worm...go over here...what? Wait! Now I can eat the worm? OH! If I get him from behind. Interesting. I wonder if that lawsuit will be dropped. Alright..the rest of you ants are dead! Damn...this is challenging! Crap! The ant attacked my tongue!

WHOA! bonus screen. What the...such bizarre music...but..kind of fun. Huh..let's try again. God I want pizza rolls. Oh now it's dark, it's night...who cares..what's the point? Oh..Spiders come out at night...and crawl down my tongue? So they block my way and...DAMN! Dead again! But more worms! more bonus! more bizarre music! HA!

This is so challenging! And interesting! And...wait...fun? Holy crap! I'm smiling?! I like this? What is wrong with me? The graphics are crap and the overall presentation is ass...but....holy crap this is addicting! I can't put it down! Lord help me! I can't leave it alone!!!!!! UUUUUUuuuuggh!!!!"

-President Roosevelt at the conference of robot ethics, 1457.