This game will make you suffer.
Terrible voices - especially the main character - absolutely horrendously annoying voice with a terrible fake accent. In fact, there are many equally terrible fake accents - from a New Jersey housewife to a Russian constable to a bunch of rats who are supposed to sound like Italian mobsters. Atrocious!
And incredibly not funny. Predictable humour, and not witty at all. Just cliche. Bad, bad, bad.
With lots of filler conversation to make up for the lack of game. Endless conversations that don't contribute to plot or story. Just blather. Awful.
Bizarre inventory system that lets you acquire a ghost image of an item that's not needed immediately. Then when you need it, the character goes back to the original location of the item to pick it up and bring it back, in effect making you go there twice. More filler but why? Adds nothing but aggravation.
And the ending? oh yes, it's abrupt because there's going to be a sequel to prolong the agony.
This is not even a bargain bin pickup. Really, to be avoided. Many have given it high reviews but they must be friend or family...