I should hate this game...but I don't. So I hate myself instead.

User Rating: 7.5 | A Kingdom for Keflings X360
Kingdom for Keflings. This is going to be a short review. Don't look so sad. Sigh...here it goes.

It's a dumb game. You walk around with your avatar and help midgets build a stupid town. That's it. You build stuff..and then you build buildings. The buildings you build, help you build more stuff, for better buildings. You get the midgets to help you. You give them little jobs to build things or mine materials or what have you. You give them little hats and titles and try to make a castle with a lord of the whole crazy town.

It's stupid.

It's silly.

It's procedural.

It's monotonous.

It has ridiculous music.

It goes on and on.

Nothing truly exciting ever happens.

It's something my grandmother would enjoy.

The graphics are childish.

The interface is archaic.

You paint houses.

Vast amounts of time and life are wasted on it.

I love it.

Kill me.